so pumped to start the new fail semester pic.twitter.com/UCuP5VTawx

— allison tanenhaus (@atanenhaus) September 11, 2015

wait, chuck as in verb or chuck as in name pic.twitter.com/zqLrdefAw8

— allison tanenhaus (@atanenhaus) August 13, 2015

I wrote u, a letter. pic.twitter.com/awrYkGc8WH

— allison tanenhaus (@atanenhaus) May 7, 2015

omg you guys, the lion was in the wardrobe door the WHOLE TIME pic.twitter.com/HIyXATSRpw

— allison tanenhaus (@atanenhaus) >February 28, 2015

weird thing to protest, but ok pic.twitter.com/qau5aqS2Uu

— allison tanenhaus (@atanenhaus) December 24, 2016

♫ Hiss is what it sounds like
When fur flies ♫ pic.twitter.com/HCYTaP3e6p

— allison tanenhaus (@atanenhaus) December 8, 2015

DON'T use laser vision to cause fires, typhoons, or total destruction pic.twitter.com/pdBrryoMn1

— allison tanenhaus (@atanenhaus) March 15, 2016

gotta love a good sidewalk sale pic.twitter.com/8KJusHfOaN

— allison tanenhaus (@atanenhaus) February 18, 2017

make dat fanny clapp pic.twitter.com/nvZLnJUFYL

— allison tanenhaus (@atanenhaus) September 29, 2016

less is (no) more pic.twitter.com/0UBB2RJz9C

— allison tanenhaus (@atanenhaus) October 18, 2017

small but grate pic.twitter.com/ffRGaThrLI

— allison tanenhaus (@atanenhaus) July 15, 2017

all about variety pic.twitter.com/ReHLbis4Ai

— allison tanenhaus (@atanenhaus) August 7, 2015

proof that anyone can be bought pic.twitter.com/NT6pHHFWmf

— allison tanenhaus (@atanenhaus) March 26, 2017

is it normal to have this color pee pic.twitter.com/Axyxcs9GdO

— allison tanenhaus (@atanenhaus) December 29, 2014

my go-to decorating rule is to pair a jaunty print with a matching solid pic.twitter.com/wkM9NBVui8

— allison tanenhaus (@atanenhaus) August 6, 2016

why was gloves afraid of hats pic.twitter.com/NrQ6pJhdgK

— allison tanenhaus (@atanenhaus) December 7, 2014

a fancy purported feature of this hotel shower cap is that it's functional pic.twitter.com/fmaoJS9wDL

— allison tanenhaus (@atanenhaus) September 25, 2016

which drying method do i choose? is this a test????? pic.twitter.com/wGxP2mBovO

— allison tanenhaus (@atanenhaus) December 18, 2015

elmo count to se7en pic.twitter.com/LlolxPAW1t

— allison tanenhaus (@atanenhaus) January 31, 2015

WHO DID THIS TO U. WHO pic.twitter.com/sASWku71Dj

— allison tanenhaus (@atanenhaus) February 12, 2014